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For my fuzzies
My four ferrets love this food. It appears to be of high quality as I've never had to give them vitamins or supplements. Their fur is thick and shiny and they are very healthy. I would recommend this food for anyone with fuzzies.

Better than that first cup of coffee
Since I was a small,poor white child I had dreamed of owning this watch.And just that, it was simply a dream.No way in the world would I ever be able to afford one!So I devoted my life to doing missionary work and felt that was going to be good enough and then fate stepped in!! I was working in Haiti after the quake and managed to sell some "orphans" to China....15 kids at 10 thousand a pop was all I needed to finally have my dream watch!! The kids are now in China working in a coal mine and can call me whenever they want to get the correct time!! On a side note the watch band broke 2 weeks ago......luckily I am in Chile and these kids are so valuable I might not only get a new band but a brand new watch!!

Not nearly good enough
I had only owned this watch for a few days, but i quickly realized that it just can't keep pace with my timekeeping needs. Due to its inherent design flaws, the watch is only accurate to something like 1.3 milliseconds - not nearly accurate enough for my lifestyle. So instead, I've had the DNA of John Harrison extracted from his remains and then recombined into the body of a midget who follows me around in a Segway and chants the current time to me in three languages (Latin, Arabic and binary) every twenty three minutes, or when prompted to do so remotely via an electro-shock system activated by a wrist-mounted remote. Unfortunately, the lag time between between pressing the button on the remote switch and the activation of the shock collar he wears around his neck is, ironically, 1.3 milliseconds, which is also unacceptable. So to compensate, I've been forced to add a secondary midget on a Segway whose shock collar is programmed to go off 1.3 milliseconds before the first midget's; Midget B's gasp of surprise is enough to prompt Midget A to chant the time before he receives HIS shock.

I understand that messages sent along the human neuron are relatively slow at only 120 meters per second, and that this leads to an inevitable additional lag time, so I'm contemplating adding a third midget in the series. But either way, this watch certainly isn't the answer to your timekeeping needs.

Also, the package was really hard to open.

Worth sacrificing my home and car
I needed one of these puppys so i sold my home and car and now i live with my mom, but at least i got a hell of a watch.

I'm a man who is entitled to the best.
I sold my mother's house from under her to get this quality watch. She lives under a bridge now, but at least I have a quality timepiece. Also, it doesn't work.

Great Watch! Clown Punk Rolex Wearers Everywhere
A few months ago while I was blitzed out of my mind on coke lines and Crystal, one of the 10 high class call girls I hired for a wild Vegas bachelor party stole my rare 0,000 Patek Phillipe Grand Celestial. I was torn between making a big donation to help the Haiti victims or getting a new luxury timepiece to replace my Patek. I knew a donation would not get me laid like this watch and I needed a watch so the Breguet was the obvious choice and the fact that it costs 0k less than my Patek made it a bargain.

My Breguet Classique arrived in packaging well insulated by the carefully shaved pubic hairs of Sports Illustrated supermodels. It was glorious in its pure magnificenceness. I still am not able to figure out how to tell time with it with all the crazy dials and all but when you wear a watch that costs over 0,000, you don't need to know what time it is. You tell fools what time it is!! Why spend a 0k for a watch when you can't decipher how to tell time on it? Poontang of course. Seriously, when you wear this watch and tell chicks how much it costs, they literally drop their panties and bend over. Just remember to carry the receipt or bill of sale with you to prove how much cash you slung when the babes peep your bling. I have seen more vijayjay in the last month than a retired gynocologist does in a career. I was in a bar in Beverly Hills recently and some fool wearing a cheap ,00 Rolex Presidential peeped my Breguet and I can literally hear his balls shrival up in his scrotum sack. Whether I am tanning on the sand in front of my Palm Beach mansion, stepping off one my several G5 jets, cruising the Mediterranean in my yacht, I am always big pimpin' showin' class and tap'in that @ss. So if you want to step above the unwashed masses and clown punk @ss Rolex wearers, you gots to get a Breguet.

paper monster
this thing is a paper monster. have shredded 10 years of business records w/o a hitch. will shut down after 20 minutes of continuous shredding, which is good time to take a break, then starts eating again later. if you need to get rid of stuff, this is great.

Fellows SB-95C vs SB-97Cs
I own the Fellowes Power Shredder SB-95C the senior version of the newer SB-97Cs for over three (3) years without any major issues or problems. It's being used every day doing what shredders do best and I can honestly say the durability of this particular model is incredible. Yes, it jams once in awhile, just like all shredders but clearing the malfunction is quick and easy. With personal security being a high priority these days every personal document I receive is discarded from beginning to end all through this shredder with ease. This is my third shredder purchase as the previous models did not last the harsh condition of repeated use. Every month without fail I oil the shredders cutting mechanism with Fellowes Paper Shredder Oil (SKU #35250) to keep the blades sharp and the gearing apparatus operating smoothly. Don't waste your money on less expensive models/brands if you are going to use a shredder on a daily basis; believe me the lower-end, inexpensive, economical, cut-rate, bargain basement priced models in the course of time will break-down, start jamming more repeatedly and eventually will be replaced. I'm sure the SB-97Cs Fellows Power Shredder will do the job as well or better than its predecessor for many years without any difficulty.

So So Shredder
This is a real so so shredder! I was not happy with the shred size of the unit. The strips are rather large and it is NOT a cross cut shredder. I have not tested a CD shred which is why I bought this unit. There is nothing that separates the shred in the basket so if you shred CD & Credit Cards, they will end up in the same basket with your paper. This may not be important to you but if you recycle your paper like we do, you can't mix the other stuff in with it. Product overall seems cheap. Lots of plastic.

Great value for small office
This is a nice sized machine for a small office. It is as quiet as a shredder can be. It will handle the rated feeds. I would recommend this machine in the price class.

Junk Mail eating Monster
This thing eats junk mail like Homer Simpson eats donuts, but not for more than 20 mins. straight. Let it rest for it to digest.